What's the most ridiculous Jezebel headline you can find?

"Lachlan - #ForzaJules" (Lachlan)
11/29/2013 at 20:09 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (24)

KamikazePigeon > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:16

Just on the first page.
Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Could Become TIME's 'Person Of the Year

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My favourite TIME's person of the year will always be from 2006.

On a side note, are dildos really that expensive?!

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:17

My thoughts exactly. No wonder all the lovely ladies over on Jezebel are always so angry.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:19

All of them. All of them are stupid and ridiculous and 65% of the users make me want to quit the internet.

Joe_Limon > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:19

After shopping for toys with my fiancee, a basic dildo won't be. But this is accurately priced alongside other novelty dildos.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:19

I'm also wondering that...I honestly don't think that's normal. Also...who the fuck would want to stick that in their vag. Disturbing as fuck.

KamikazePigeon > Joe_Limon
11/29/2013 at 20:24

Wow I absolutely had no clue they could get this pricey. I know I'm oversimplifying dildos here but isn't it simply a negative mould that's filled with gel?

GhostZ > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:24

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http://jezebel.com/fossilized-bea…

KamikazePigeon > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
11/29/2013 at 20:26

I just spent the last 5 minutes reading the comments in an article.

That's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

KamikazePigeon > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
11/29/2013 at 20:27

There are some weird people out there with some CRAZY fetishes.

Joe_Limon > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:27

Yep, but couldn't the same thing be said about media printed and sold on disks?

davedave1111 > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:30

" Viagra May Give Men Boners, But It Won’t Give Them Happiness "

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Silly Jezebel. It's not supposed to make men happy...

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:32

Don't. Just don't

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > davedave1111
11/29/2013 at 20:32

Kinja'd!!!

KamikazePigeon > Joe_Limon
11/29/2013 at 20:34

That's true.

But the content on the disk is what matters correct? Music, A Movie, Video Game, Photos etc.

You do make a good point, could this gel be some sort of super secret mysterious pleasure gel that I've never heard of? I just assumed they would all be made of the same sort of material.

Am I wrong to assume this?

N/A POWAAAHH > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:35

http://jezebel.com/wanna-sniff-so…

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KamikazePigeon > GhostZ
11/29/2013 at 20:37

I had to read this 5 times for it to fully sink in due to the overwhelming magnitude of the headline.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:38

Enjoy! Sorry this was filmed with a potato-themed dildo, but its the best I could find.

Joe_Limon > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:38

But the content of the dick is what matters... It is the design you are paying for.

KamikazePigeon > Joe_Limon
11/29/2013 at 20:41

Ah touche good sir. Touche indeed.

911e46z06 > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:46

I'm just shocked to learn that dildos cost $85.

There must be a dildo shortage or something.

GhostZ > KamikazePigeon
11/29/2013 at 20:47

The truly terrifying thing is that the article is actually quite informative.

KamikazePigeon > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 20:50

This is the most informative thing I've seen all day. Thanks! And the Potato-themed dildo did it's job as intended.

I'm proud to say I learned something today.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
11/29/2013 at 22:50

I don't remember the title (and I really don't feel like searching for it) but there was an article earlier this year about women shoving drugs up their hoo-has.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > KamikazePigeon
11/30/2013 at 13:19

Actually, I think it might be more like 10. Every minute you spend over there trying to read/understand any of whats being said is equal to 2 minutes of time you spend doing anything else. It's actually a negative conversion factor.